OK. I have to say something. I have let this go on long enough. Ladies, in the 6-inch heels. You look stupid. It’s not even that you look like a hooker trying to tip toe down the hall to the office bathroom. Because honestly, hookers know how to wear these shoes and move from point A to point B. What bothers me about the women wearing 6-inch platforms to work and (by goodness to CHURCH) is that they think other women envy them. They think men are noticing how slender their legs look. 
Ladies, everyone is laughing at you.
You are probably way too old to be worried about 6-inch heels, or you can barely make it to the kitchen for a cup of that single-cup coffee without counting your steps. 
And please don’t try drinking in those things. I don’t want to watch you totter, totter, and fall splat on the sidewalk.
Consider the pain your feet, back, knees, and calves are in. If I didn’t know any better, I might think 6-inch heels were the perfect way to keep women immobile, looking like little Barbies with feet that could never take her anywhere. I’m sure that men respect you for your tiny stilts………but ladies, look in the mirror. You look like an idiot.
You can still be classy (and slightly crippled) in a 3-inch heel. Let’s take it down a notch, shall we?
Hilarious! I admittedly have not seen many in Boulder (most are in hiking boots!) but from your pics, I can see what you are saying!